Right to Bear Arms (ROAR!)

Can you believe the people in the South who would rather lose the freedom of religion than their right to keep deadly weapons that cause millions of deaths every year in the U.S. in their homes?

I think that question sums up my opinion on the matter.

I think life would be easier if all the guns were taken away and replaced with real bears. They would be significantly less dangerous in the hands of Southerners. I couldn't be that cruel to the bears, though.